Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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