He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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