Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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