Christians are straight up FREAKS
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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