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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
