We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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