come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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