K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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