It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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