Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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