Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
