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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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