Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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