So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
