Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Alive.
So much puke
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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