Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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