this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
