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Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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