Why are handjobs necessary in class?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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