ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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