He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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