Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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