...so i touched it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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