Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
