My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
The best walk of shames are on the highway
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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