didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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