just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is this the sara with the beer cane?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Randomize
