They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Randomize
