Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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