Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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