I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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