Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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