we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
