can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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