We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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