pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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