i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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