if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
