Porn is love you can see.
I just threw up on my dentist
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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