HIV tests are more positive than that guy
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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