Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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