apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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