We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
two words...techno handjob
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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