id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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