I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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