I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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