i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Randomize
