I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
