Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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