So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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