I'm drive I can fine osifer
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
it hurts more in the daytime
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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