Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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