hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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