i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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